Gun Puns

Isn't this the sexiest thing you have ever seen? (Scott and Eric don't need to answer)

Anybody need tickets to see the Gun Show?

Word.

We thought we would end our trip to Utah with a "bang." Alissa and I were both "fired" up for a day "loaded" with fun. We drove all the way to shooting range and Alissa sat "shotgun" reading her "magazine." Being new to shooting, I had a lot of questions. However, Alissa was so eager, she "shot first and asked questions later".

Understanding the "scope" of my "target" audience I think I will end by just giving you a "bullet" list of the events.

• We shot a AR-15 (Assault Rifle), Shotgun, .38 special, 40, and a 9mm.
• Shot clay pigeons and targets.
• No one shot anybody else like Cheney did.
• Acted tough
  

I hope you got a "kick" out of this!!!