Clothes!!!

"What in the world is that?!" You are probably asking. Well, it is a giant pile of clothing. You may now be thinking that it is dirty clothes pile to be washed or maybe even an extremely messy room. Allow me to disabuse you of that erroneous thinking. This is a pile of clothes that were cut from my team. Yes, I have decided to make a team of clothes for me to wear that can assist me in providing the confidence, to face any social situation. I had decided to hold try-outs, and this is the pile of clothes that did not make the first cut. I would also like to congratulate all those who made the first cut.
You may be pondering why so many clothes or why is this pile so incredibly huge. To assist you in your pensive state, I would like to provide you with several options for you to choose from.

A) Roon is like a girl, in the fact that he has so many clothes.

B) Roon has achieved philanthropist status, and often performs many philanthropic deeds such as, feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, providing shelter for the homeless, giving money to the poor, and giving jewels to the non-bling-bling.

C) Roon is a packrat

D) This is merely an illusion. Roon either altered the photograph or the pile in such a way that it appears to be a massive heap.

I realize that you are now curious to find out the real reason. The reason I say you are now curious, is not because I think you are so involved in my life that you really want to get to the bottom of this, but becuase you want the satisfaction of knowing that you are right. Right?
Well, not only will I tell you the answer, I will also tell you about the psychology behind your choice.

A) If you chose A, not only are you entirely wrong, you are also mentally retarded and should seek serious professional help. And I am not talking about the psychiatrist for 80 bucks a week. You need a team at a University level who can work around the clock, spending every minute of their day running test and doing all those intense things that they do.

B) If you chose B you are correct, you should be commended on your choice. You are blessed with wisdom, sagacity, and keen intellect.

C) Although plausible, this answer is incorrect. Not only do I pack very little and rarely pack (and if I do it is in a shoebox or something) I am not a rat. Nor am I close to any rodent that is even a rat relative. Nor do I share any qualities with any rodent or rat. Except for the R.O.U.S.es (Rodents Of Unusual Size) and the only thing that I have in common with them are my M.O.U.S. (Muscles Of Unusual Size) and the only thing in which they are similar is simply is their gargantuan size.

D) The reason this answer is fallacious and completely unreasonable is because this answer would imply that I am a dishonest man. We all know that I would never tell a lie. For we learn from the good book in Mathew 15:11, "not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man." I will not defileth myself nor lie. We also learn in 2 Nephi 9:34 that the liar will be thrust down to hell. This doesn't sound like the philanthropist and gentleman you know does it?