Wite Trash BBBQ: Ware teath r considerd bling, datin' relativs is normal, toilit paper has page numbers, frases such as "tell yer what, this here shepe, an' that ther beer" r welcum, and words such as, please, thanx, and parden, ain't unurstood.
This wuz da forth auyual trasher. Evry yeer da owtfits git betr and betr and ya can't ware da same things twice. I am da won wit da bad nascar shert an' da ovursized mullet. If yer wondrin' how my sideberns an' huge fu man chu got black i got three werds fur ya. Just for Men.
We had pluny a brawts, babes, beers(fake), beef, baseball, an bad breth. Da nite cunsisted of da atshual bbq, then we playd baseball an i wun, then had a beer(fake) chug an i lost, then we did a slipperie slide, and chanel 2 wus thur recordin' it awl.
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