So I tell Alissa that she is going to have to learn how to cook so we don't have to eat out any more. Later that evening I went over to her house and I found her like this...
I explained to her that she didn't actually have to cook herself, but that she could cook other things like eggs and stuff. So I brought her down off the stove and helped her out of the pot.
So the next day I came over to her house because she said she was going to cook eggs for me. I was excited and hungry unfortunately when she cracked the eggs, pantyhose came out of them, and once again I had to give another cooking lesson. Well, I have to say that since then Alissa has learned quickly. She can now cook wonderfully and Betty Crocker has stopped sending her hate mail. Now she cooks Jambalaya, Tika Masala, Shrimp Scampi, Salmon, Steaks and a variety of delectable pasta dishes.
Well, I have to say this story isn't really true except for the part where Alissa is a great cook. The true story is the Sister Missionaries found this big pot and wanted to see if Alissa could fit, and needless to say she did. When she was in it, I grabbed it and put her on the stove then I told her I was going to turn it on...I didn't but it sure scared her!!!
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